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            30 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Comics

            Even if you remember to wear green on March 17, you’ll still get a “pinch” of humor from these funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes submitted by Boys’ Life readers.

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            Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
            Pee Wee: I don’t know.
            Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

            Joke submitted by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Md.
            Comic by Daryll Collins


            Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
            Spencer: What?
            Seth: A shamrock!

            Joke submitted by Seth F., Frederick, Colo.


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            Comic by Scott Nickel


            David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
            Mom: Oh, really?
            David: No, O’Reilly!

            Joke submitted by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.


            Katelynn: What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
            Molly: What?
            Katelynn: Game clover!

            Joke submitted by Katelynn E., Lexington, Ky.


            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
            Bob: Tell me.
            Joe: You might press your luck!

            Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.


            Sean: What happens if you fall in the Irish Sea on St. Patrick’s Day?
            David: No idea.
            Sean: You get wet!

            Joke submitted by Sean D., Falls Church, Va.


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            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Jack: On what musical instrument did the show-off musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
            Ally: I have no idea.
            Jack: On his brag-pipes.

            Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.


            Danni: Knock. Knock.
            Izzy: Who’s there?
            Danni: Warren.
            Izzy: Warren who?
            Danni: Warren any green today?

            Joke submitted by Danni L., Memphis, Tenn.


            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
            Liam: What?
            Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”

            Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.


            Tim: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
            Rob: How?
            Tim: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

            Joke submitted by Tim S., Biloxi, Miss.


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            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Jon: How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?
            Sami: Not sure.
            Jon: When it’s a French fry.

            Joke submitted by Jon J., Redland, Calif.


            Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
            Colin: I don’t know.
            Ian: Rainbow Foods!

            Joke submitted by Ian C., Minneapolis, Minn.


            Comic by Daryll Collins


            Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
            Cody: I dunno.
            Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

            Joke submitted by Andy K., Perkasie, Pa.


            Jamie: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
            Ashley: Why?
            Jamie: Airplanes weren’t invented yet.

            Joke submitted by Jamie M., Plantation, Fla.


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            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Carrot: Knock, knock.
            Potato: Who’s there?
            Carrot: Irish stew.
            Potato: Irish stew, who?
            Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

            Joke submitted by J.S., Hayward, Calif.


            Mike: What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?
            Misty: Tell me.
            Mike: You too?

            Joke submitted by Mike M., Omaha, Neb.


            Comic by Daryll Collins


            Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
            Steffan: What?
            Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

            Joke submitted by Evan R., Wylie, Tex.


            Will: What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
            Cody: No clue.
            Will: Grape Britain!

            Joke submitted by Will C., Laramie, Wyo.


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            Comic by Scott Nickel


            Steph: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
            Jak: Why?
            Steph: ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!

            Joke submitted by Steph O., El Paso, Tex.


            Alexis: What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?
            Zack: What?
            Alexis: The Sham-Rock!

            Joke submitted by Alexis J., Margate, Fla.


            Ella: What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?
            Bella: I don’t know.
            Ella: “Everyone got seat belts on back there?”

            Joke submitted by Ella C., Topeka, Kan.


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            30 Comments on 30 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Comics

            1. funny

            2. I don’t know which one to pick for my school newsletter!:😍:)

            3. GabeTheAngel2019 // May 3, 2019 at 5:44 pm // Reply

              Love everything! I am pretty Irish (don’t know how much).

            4. Yikes they really need an explanation? Lol

            5. I LOVE THESE JOKES

            6. I get it

            7. these are so funny

            8. I like it really much 👍

            9. I got all the jokes, but i’m 51% Irish!

            10. AWESOME!

            11. the best one was the one with yoda!

            12. I got the last two but it took me awile

              HA

            13. cool

            14. Ally_cat 027 // March 17, 2017 at 9:04 am // Reply

              I only got two of them

            15. Thelegeng27 // March 16, 2017 at 4:55 pm // Reply

              Lol these jokes cracked me up

            16. Irish Babe // March 9, 2017 at 5:17 pm // Reply

              ME either!

            17. These jokes are all worthy of “Boys Life”
              .

            18. I thought Paddy O’Furniture was Irish and sits in the sun….

            19. The last two jokes

              Irish stew,……………..I arrest you
              Paddy O’Furniture………..Patio furniture

            20. YYAAYYY!!!!!!

            21. I don’t understand the last two😮

            22. thank very much

            23. The Jokester // March 11, 2015 at 7:51 pm // Reply

              These are really funny jokes, I loled for 7 days

            24. Silly

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